Mad dogs and Cyber Solution Evangelists.

Let’s liven this ad up with facts about dogs, shall we?

Humans have five million scent receptors. Dachshunds have 125 million. German shepherds have 225 million. Bloodhounds have 300 million. Woah!

A dog’s sense of smell is so powerful that it can detect a teaspoon of sugar dissolved in millions of gallons of water. And you’ll be working with products that can detect anomalies in millions of data points thanks to intelligent AI-powered log analysis techniques.

Right, so we’re a mover and a shaker in the cyber industry. Scent receptors ain’t gonna help you with this, so that's Bloodhounds 0 Us 1.

In the movie Cool Hand Luke, Paul Newman uses curry powder to throw police bloodhounds off his trail. On the run in real-life? Forget it. Them dawgs can single out multiple scents. And they don’t give up. Imagine two-year-olds with the powers of Superman.

You’ll be our Cyber Solution Evangelist working closely with our R&D Engineering teams to build and shape our product moving forward. Leveraging your cyber expertise to help build killer applications.

Dogs naturally reduce their physical attack surface during a fight by tucking their tail, flattening their ears and protecting their throat. Now that’s what you call Attack Surface Management. Right?

A dog’s nose print is unique, much like a human fingerprint. This role is rather unique in that it combines cybersecurity expertise, communication, marketing, sales support and thought leadership.

You’ll be working at the intersection of security, product and customer success. Designing solutions within an AI-powered workspace that address real security challenges from risk prioritisation to remediation workflows.

Here’s some more stuff about dogs :-

Understanding canine body language can significantly reduce the chances of a bite. Most dog bites are preventable. As are security breaches. But you knew that already of course.

Dogs dream while they sleep. Scientists have observed sleeping dogs exhibiting brain activity similar to humans during dreams. Keep reading to see if this could be your dream job.

The Basenji is known as the "barkless dog" because it produces a distinctive yodel-like sound instead of a typical bark. If you land this job you might be yodelling too.

You’ll have an obvious passion for cybersecurity and a desire to work in a fast-paced environment. Greyhounds are fast-paced, moving at 45mph at top speed.

You’ll be working across vulnerability management, threat detection and incident response. Instilling the voice of a security practitioner into our products.

And collaborating with engineering teams to embed first-class security thinking into every step of the software development lifecycle. Translating domain expertise into practical solutions that resonate with security experts.

A dog’s heart beats up to 120 times per minute. That’s 50% faster than the average human. Can you make our products so sexy that our heart beats like a dog? (Hey check us out, writing ads that sound like Drake songs.)

Soft skills are essential for explaining security concepts to both seasoned engineers and high-flying executives. You could be in a customer workshop one minute, and a product strategy session the next.

You’ll be our brand ambassador, showcasing the art of the possible when it comes to our products. An apex consultant if you like. While domestic dogs are not usually considered apex predators, their ancestor - the Grey Wolf - is an apex predator in many ecosystems.

Keeping up to date with the ever-evolving security industry landscape is a must. And, you probably have a view on Claude Mythos. In mythology, Cerberus was a giant 3-headed dog that guarded the underworld. His job wasn't to keep the living out, but rather to keep the dead from escaping back into the world of the living.

The smartest dogs are border collies, poodles and golden retrievers. The dopiest are Afghan hounds. Don’t be an Afghan hound. Bonus marks if you bring hands-on experience with LLMs and/or development skills e.g. React, Javascript or similar.

We’re a fast-growing business with an amicable and collaborative culture. Personality matters 100%. You gotta be positive, creative and a self-starter who gets shiz done. You know who got shiz done? Rin Tin Tin, that dog in movies in the ’20s. He signed his contracts with a pawprint. Dog had skillz.

Some military dogs have received medals for service. No medals here but if you have the skillz we’re offering a salary of £100,000 plus equity and benefits (pretty puppy good if we say so ourselves).

This job is hybrid (3+2) in central London. If you’ve spent the last few months in your pyjamas, now’s the time to get dressed.

All good? Of course it is, so send us a CV and a covering letter explaining why you should get this job even if you don’t like dogs. And talking of dogs, here’s more fun facts to say thanks for reading all the way to the end...

The Bible mentions dogs 14 times. John Lennon put a high-frequency whistle at the end of Sgt. Pepper “to annoy your dog”. In 1957, Laika became Earth’s first living being in space. And Laika’s daughter had puppies with – wait for it, this is a good one – John F. Kennedy’s terrier Charlie. Woof woof.